Three bits of string

[Tree cutter]

Three bits of string walk into a bar and ask for three beers. The barman says sorry fellas i am not allowed to serve any alcohol to bits of string. The three bits of string walked outside again and came up with a plan to get served. They tied themselves together and fluffed up their ends and went back into the bar. The barman recognised them straigh away and said come on fellas i know you are the same three bits of string that came in here before. One of the bits of string spoke up and said i am a frayed knot.

[ParkwayDrv]

Bad Jokes!