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    Default the snowman!!

    what did the snowman say to the other snowman??

    do you smell carrots??


    LOL!!! i love it!!

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    thats up there with .....

    What did Pink pather say when he stepped on an ant?

    *sing with me* dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnttt....



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    also can be up there with -

    whats blue and looks like a bucket.?

    a blue bucket

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    but surely not as good as whats red and looks like a bucket?

    a blue bucket in disguise hehe

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    haha!! classics!

    what do you call a dear with no eyes??.............................. no idea!!

    what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs??...............still no idea!!

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    or

    whats big white and flys through the jungel??

    A a fridge.....

    * whats black and white and red all over??

    A a newspaper...

    Whyd the plane crash??

    A the pilot was a loaf of bread...

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    Whyd the plane crash??

    A the pilot was a loaf of bread...
    LOL! Inanimate objects have been getting a bad wrap lately (pun intended)

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    Quote Originally Posted by emm_083
    haha!! classics!

    what do you call a dear with no eyes??.............................. no idea!!

    what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs??...............still no idea!!

    what do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or balls? still no f*&king idea...


    what do you call a bear with no ears? B.



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    what goes zzub zzub zzub??... a bee flying backwards!!

    why couldnt eric ride the bike??... cause eric was a fish!!

    what do u call a man in the bushes? russell
    man at the door? matt
    man with a shovel? doug
    man without a shovel? douglas
    man who breeds rabbits? warren

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    how to you get a elephant in a fridge?
    open the door and put it in.

    how do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
    take the elephant out and then put the giraffe in

    the lion king calls a meetign with all the animals, who isnt present?
    the giraffe, he's in the fridge.


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    Whats green and brown, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

    A pool table.

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    Welcome to Australia, please do not feed the drop bears.
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    haha thers one for the kids

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