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    Default imagine if it happend to you!!

    A guy goes to see his doctor after being raped by an elephant..

    "this is very strange" says the doctor.. your a$$ hole is 10 inches wide but an elephants c0ck is only 3 inches wide??

    "yeh thats because the bastard fingered me first!!!"

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    a bloke goes to the doctors compaining his colon has been sore lately, so the docter bends him over and takes a look

    "your not going to beleive this mate! theres a $5 note in there"

    really!? said the guy

    "hang on theres more, heres a $50"

    this continues untill the doctor was sure he got all of it out, "well, all up you had $1990 i nthere mate

    "yeah? i didnt feel too grand"

    :P two grand? heh?. bah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannc
    lmao 2 grand.... hehehehehe


    D.

    the fact that you said laugh my ass off is funny as well, and very relevant.

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    A man goes to a doctor:
    - Doctor, I have a problem! I forget every thing!
    Doctor: - So, since when is that problem?
    - What kind of Problem?

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