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    Default Lotto Win.

    Husband said to wife.

    What would you do if I won Lotto?

    Wife: Take half and leave you.




    Husband: I just won $12.

    So here is $6.

    So f*** off.
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    Hahaha...lol
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    Good one, heard it a few years ago...

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