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    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married......

    If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
    humour.

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
    and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
    9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
    MIDNIGHT!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
    'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

    Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
    clock.'

    When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
    three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the coffee table and farted.

    [09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga

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    LOL, just did my prelim HSC english creative writing task soley on this

    [09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga

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