dont try this at home
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs' Deputy.
>
>He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure
>that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself
>and have some fun at the deputies' expense.
>
>Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
>
>Lawyer says, "What for?"
>
>Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign"
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>Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
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>Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
>and registration, please."
>
>Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>
>Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete
>stop, that's the law! License and registration, please!"
>
>Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
>slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration
>and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
>
>Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
>
>At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
>beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:
>"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
somewhat awesome
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see the joke in action from fat pizza the movie :P
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