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    As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
    door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
    within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
    with a vibrator.

    Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
    doing?'

    The daughter replied: 'Mum, I'm thirty-five years
    old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
    I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
    leave me alone.'

    The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
    coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
    door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
    daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

    To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
    said: 'Dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
    thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
    husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

    A couple days later, the wife came home from a
    shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen
    counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
    of all places, the living room. She entered that
    area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
    downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

    The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
    like crazy.

    The wife asked: 'What are you doing?'

    The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'
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