Tafe Courses For Men

[ElDubya]

Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2: Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.

Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 5: Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline and support groups.

Topic 6: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 7: Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 8: Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 10: Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role-playing.

Topic 11: How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 12: How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

[hispeedvp]

where do i sign up

[Patrio7]

i could do with #12, im cronic for not phoning people and forgetting numbers / dates etc.

[ozute]

#9.. It's hard to sit quietly after they've given it 3 goes, and they're normally in a Camry! (excludes Shivaga! )

[hispeedvp]

Re: #9
i usually let the sound of metal scraping on metal do the talking

[ozute]

Re: #9
i usually let the sound of metal scraping on metal do the talking

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CUNNY FUNT

[hispeedvp]

i think i hear the flood gates opening

[Jesk]

yeah im suprised we havent copped a barrage from ssashyre (sorry if thats spelt wrong) cos she often has something to say