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General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he's the only cowboy left.
He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, "Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing."
Custer ponders a while and thinks:"If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!" He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. "Well," the genie asks "have you made up your mind?"
What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
Donati..Whoa Green
Half his men to die?
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
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nope remember he is the last one left
Donati..Whoa Green
Whoops didn't properly read that first line.
LOL, just Googled the answer, not bad. I won't say it so that those less inclined to cheat can have a go.
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
I guessed to be beaten half to death but then I googled the answer.
and have :)
to loose one leg,then he hopped away lol
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hahhahahahahahahaha, i googled the asnwer, and it was on some brain teaser site, anyways, the riddles were numbered..and you had to click on another link to get the asnwers..i accidently read the wrong answer straight up, so me thinking the answer is " a surname" i thought it was hilarious, however, the joke didn't make sense hahahaha
I was also going to say beaten half to death
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I would say to lose a lung, or a kidney
Chix??? lol buggerd if i know
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I'd say pokies machine, but then people might think I'm a racist...
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I'm guessing some other cowboys??
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I gave up and googled the answer, not sure if it was 100% right..
Highlight over to see the answer i got.
one glass eye
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its stupid, it could be many answers lol
it could be
one glass eye
loose a leg
loose an arm
have half a heart attack lol
the list goes on
Bam! and the dirt is gone
Yeah 2,000 more coyboys, then those indians would have 4,000 coyboys to deal with.
Or to be beaten half to death, which is something I have heard from another riddle/joke.
Swallow half a lethal dose of Panadol?
I would have thought be beated half to death as well...
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