Fascinate.......
A primary school teacher asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see the Opera
House and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
Mad As A Meataxe
Hahaha, Johnny the little bastard strikes again!
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
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