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    Thumbs up Shifty Ukrainians

    A lawyer and a Ukrainian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Ukrainians are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy ... so the lawyer asks if the Ukrainian would like to play a fun game.

    The Ukrainian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun.
    "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500", he says.

    This catches the Ukrainian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question.

    "What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?"

    The Ukrainian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

    Now, it's the Ukrainian's turn. He asks the lawyer,

    "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

    The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Ukrainian and hands him $500. The Ukrainian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Ukrainian up and asks,
    "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

    The Ukrainian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.


    Don't mess with a Ukrainian.


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    Shifty Ukrainians all right, substitute Ukrainian for Blonde from the original joke

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