Duck Season

[Dayvo]

Two guys were out duck shooting on the Victorian side of the Murray River when the wild life officer came to check on them . After making sure that their shooters licence and permits were up to date he reminded them that they couldn't shoot the ducks on the NSW side of the river as it wasn't duck season over there and if they did all sorts of things would happen to them . After about an hour of not having mich luck , one of the guys said to the other " just look at all those ducks over the other side of the river , it wouldn't hurt to shoot one 1 or 2 would it ? but the other guy wouldn't be in it . Another hour went past and they only had 2 ducks so the other guy relented and they quickly raced over to the other side and shot about 10 ducks and came back . Happy with their days work they decided to head off home . just as they were about to leave the officer turned up and wanted to check their catch, reminding them of what he had told them earlier in the day. The guys swore that the had only shot Victorian ducks . so the officer said he would have to check each duck . He grabbed the first duck and stuck his finger up its bum then licked it then said this is a Victorian duck . he done the same thing to the next duck with the same result , on testing the third , fourth , fifth duck he said these are NSW ducks . the officer flew into a rage and told them they will be delt with to the full extent of the law. He asked the 2 guys for their names and addresses to which they both dropped therir pants and bent over saying ," your so friggin" smart , find out

[vn_v6]

lool notbad

[Jesterarts]

Err... right... pretty sure that "joke" doesn't make sense.

The punchline should have been about how the wild life officer could tell where the ducks where from by sticking his finger in their brown.

Would have made more sense if when the wild life officer asked for the blokes names and address, they told him no he replied something to the tune of "Either tell me the your address or I'll find out the duck way".

I call joke fail on this one.

[immortality]

drop the punch line and it's a winner

[VKCOMMO]

Err... right... pretty sure that "joke" doesn't make sense.

The punchline should have been about how the wild life officer could tell where the ducks where from by sticking his finger in their brown.

Would have made more sense if when the wild life officer asked for the blokes names and address, they told him no he replied something to the tune of "Either tell me the your address or I'll find out the duck way".

I call joke fail on this one.

I like J's punchline

[Dayvo]

Don't pick on me , i'm only little lol

[2005vzute]

Don't pick on me , i'm only little lol

HAHHAAHAHA i thought that was hilarious hahaha