Wifes Lucky Day
A man is in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone rings, he engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: “I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: “How much?"
WOMAN: “$60,000.”
MAN: "For that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000."
WOMAN: "OK. This is surely my luckiest day. I love you, honey!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you, too!"
After he just hangs up, another man enters the locker room and asks the first man, "Have you seen my cell phone?"
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