The Laughing Donkey

[Ace_VP]

Bloke walks into a bar and sees a large jar on the bar full of $5 notes. He walks up to the bar and says to the bar tender "Mate, whats with the jar of money". The bar tender walks to a door behind the bar opens it, and standing there is the sadest looking donkey you have ever seen.


Bar tender says mate, you chuck $5 in that jar, go out the back, you have 5 minutes with the donkey, if you can cheer the donkey up and make him laugh you get to keep the whole jar. But be warned he has never laughed, not once. Bloke agrees, chucks $5 in the jar and walks into the back room and shuts the door.

20 seconds later the bloke walks out and all you can hear is the donkey laughing. Bar tender says "A deal is a deal, mate grab the jar, its yours." Bloke has a beer, picks up the jar and leaves.

The bloke is travelling through the same town about 6 months later and decides to go back into the bar for another drink. When he walks in there is a another jar on the bar full of $5 notes. He asks the bar tender what this jar is for. Bar tender goes to the door, opens it and all you can hear is the donkey laughing still. bar tender says, "Mate, since you came he wont shut up, hasnt stopped laughing, whack $5 in get him to stop and if he does you get the jar of money". Bloke agrees and throws his money in the jar and goes into the back room.

20 seconds later the bloke emerges from the back room and the donkey is dead silent, not a sound. Bloke grabs the jar and starts to walk out. Bar tender calls out "Hey mate, hang on, last time you came in you had him laughing in 20 seconds, this time you shut him up in 20 seconds. How the hell did you do it?" Bloke says "It was easy, last time I told him my dick was bigger than his, this time I showed him".

[wickann15]

hahahaha gold mate!

[MAHOOVKV8]

Thats a good one. love it