ROBOT's
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot barman.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "160" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
Quantum physics , spirituality, bio-mimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory and nanotechnology.
The customer is very impressed. He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man responds, "About 110." Immediately the
robot
starts talking, but this time about league, fords, horse racing, the new Big
Mac, Jennifer Hawkins and women in general.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Err, 50, I think."
And the robot says ... really slowly .......
"So .............. are ya gonna vote for Julia and the ALP again ?"
Last edited by Sean880; 02-08-2010 at 08:34 PM.