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25-02-2004, 08:01 PM
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Can anyone think of unfortunate names?
I know someone (Swear to God this is true), called Lou Sorbent... to make it worse, he's a teacher!
Can you imagine the smart Alec jokes he'd cop from the kids?
Anyway, here are a few unfortunate names...
I. P. Freely
Dick Head
M. Y. Buttsworth
Mike Rutch
Ura Moron
Amanda Hugankiss
Henry Ford (well not if you come to this forum).
Chris Bangle
Adolf Hitler
Saddam Hussein
Osama Bin Laden
John Howard
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25-02-2004, 08:07 PM
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Wayne Kerr
Will E. Makeit
Betty Wont
Justin Tyme
Marcus Ambrose
Steven Johnson - lol
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25-02-2004, 11:38 PM
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I **** you not, there is truely a guy here in Brisbane, to this day who sells cars.
His name is Mike Hunt and the business is called Mike Hunt's Used Cars.
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26-02-2004, 04:25 PM
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one of the guys who works at summernats is called 'richard holder'
just dont call him dick!
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26-02-2004, 05:48 PM
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QUOTE (DJ Majah @ Feb 25 2004, 11:08 PM) I **** you not, there is truely a guy here in Brisbane, to this day who sells cars.
His name is Mike Hunt and the business is called Mike Hunt's Used Cars.
Ahah yeah.
I've driven past their - Coopers Plains I think.
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26-02-2004, 06:30 PM
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my deputty head master at school was called richard head
but the best on i have ever heard was alluwishus mcfudpucker
actuall person poor bastard
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27-02-2004, 10:29 AM
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More unfortunate names...
The office ladies husband..... Wayne Coates (he doesn't get the joke!)
My aunties 'partner'... Wayne Kerr, from unley in adelaide. (he had the name before it was a common euphamism for owner operator)
And a family in Portland, the Kings have these names / initials
Jo King (Joanne king the triathlete)
A King
mum would be Ma King
and dad Pa King (actually he is P King!)
Ex Portland town planner... Richard Head
And another family wanted to call their daughter Eliza... Eliza Mole (imagine her headstone!and their older daughter was Kylie i think...)
All true... poor buggers
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28-02-2004, 01:27 AM
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mates dad is t.bone
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02-03-2004, 02:17 PM
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On the 12th man cd’s they have pretty funny names for the Pakistani’s … or Austin powers
I can only think of one at the moment
Coxy normes
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03-04-2004, 08:18 PM
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*Girl at school "Anne Tenner".. we called her radar.
*Caller at work "Ivan Vankinov".. was school hold so maybe a prank ?
*Girls first name "Vergen".. may have been a wishful thought from parents, or they could not spell Virgin?
*Chic "Sydney Harver"..sounds like
*Not sure if this is an urban legend type name but heard of a chic who's name is supposed to be "Ophelia Dick".. the guys may like to find her
Thankfully my aprents could not come up with anything exciting.. maybe Tracy was all they could think of ? Thank God & maternity ward drugs
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04-04-2004, 03:42 PM
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this one may not be in this category but there is a band here in adelaide called the ...CUNNING STUNTS... now if you have had a drink or two well you could easily get your tongue tied,worse still if you were taking your girlfriend out to see them and her parents ask you where are you going,and you are a bit nervous you would probably splurt out the stunning "unts
cheers fergi
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04-04-2004, 04:37 PM
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Metallica had a video out named cunning stunts for one their tours in america a while ago...
This is one of a Sri Lankan cricket player...dunno if it's unfortunate of not, but imagine having enough time to write your name and do an exam
Amunugama Rajapakse Rajakaruna Abeykoon Panditha Wasalamudiyanse Ralahamilage Rajitha Krishantha Bandara Amunugama
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05-04-2004, 04:50 PM
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my mum swears she went to school witn an opehlia dickie so maybe it isnt just an urban legend and there are more out there
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05-05-2004, 02:26 PM
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The Recent Premier of Tasmania: Jim bacon, who was diagnosed with lung canser for smoking too much, his wifes name, and i **** you not is "Honey Bacon" :P
lol
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05-05-2004, 04:54 PM
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haha mmm, honey bacon.. so tasty.
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