The Horse & The Chicken....

[rattattack1313]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into
a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells at the chicken to go
and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the
farm but the farmer can't be found. So, the chicken gets into the farmer's
Porsche and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole. Wasting
no time, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses the
other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse hangs on for dear life,
the chicken drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking. A
few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again.
This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the
horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's Porsche. The horse
then says, "Wait,I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches
over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab
my "thingy", and pull yourself up!!!" And the chicken did so, and pulled
herself up to safety.

The Moral of the Story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks

[ElDubya]

HAHAHAHA

Classic! Must remember this one, tell the lads at work.

[Freddy Kruger]

if the horse can stand over it, howd he fall in it in the first place? or should i not worry about the details lol...

[Jaym]

HAHA thats gold

[tr3nt]

Magnificent!

[Patrio7]

old but good.

or as we all know

"the more expensive your car the smaller your dick."

if ladies followed this then they'd realise my car sucks and thus i'm able to devote more time into her, and out. and in. and... ok too much info.

*wonders if i'll be flamed*

[rattattack1313]

Go have a cold shower man.......looool.........