Little johnny sitting in class one day & they are having a discusion about animals. The teacher says " ok,lisa what sound does a cow make?" moo,miss she says. very good the teacher replies. ok,billy,what sound does a sheep make/ baa,miss. very good billy she says. ok,johnny what sound does a pig make? little johnny says,well i dont know where you come from but where i live they usually say freeze motherf**ker or i'll blow your balls off

Its the middle of the morning & this kid walks into class a bit late. teacher asks whats your name & where have you been? billy jones miss & i was on top of blueberry hill. ok the teacher says,sit down. a little time goes by & another kids walks in the door. again the teacher asks whats your name & where have you been? mike smith & i've been on top of blueberry hill,ok please sit down. a wee while goes by & another kid bowls in the door. again the teacher asks the usual question. kids says,little johnny miss & i've been on top of blueberry hill. ok the teacher says,go sit down. by now the teachers a little peeved off when a another kid walks in the door. the teacher says i suppose you been on top of blueberry hill as well. kid says,no miss i am blueberry hill