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    Default Climbing the Ladder to Success

    A man is walking along when suddenly he comes across a huge ladder, which reaches all the way into the clouds. At the bottom reads a sign saying "Climb to the top of this ladder to success", curious to see where this takes him he starts to climb the ladder.

    A few minutes into climbing he reaches a cloud platform with a fairly average looking woman lying fully clothed on a bed, she says "Have me now or keep climbing to success", not overly impressed with the woman, and curious to see what 'Sucess' entails, he declines and keeps climbing.

    A few minutes later he reaches another platform with 3 very attractive women, dressed in next to nothing, they again say "Take us now or keep climbing to success"

    Realising that this is just getting better he keeps climbing, a minute or so later he reaches the top of the ladder, he steps off and the ladder disappears. He looks up and is shocked to see a big tatooed bloke, built like a brick shithouse, he gets up, drops his pants and says "Hi, Im Cess"

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    hahahahah! good stuff, wasnt expecting that

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    Hahahah xD


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    love it thats a good one

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