Sex on medicare

[VTLS1]

An elderly couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and
says good-bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.'

[marcdon]

LFMAO thats gold

[VT-565]

I'll pay that

[tim005]

whilst i did laugh at this joke, the thought of two old people having sex makes me shudder.

[GLITRES]

whilst i did laugh at this joke, the thought of two old people having sex makes me shudder.

Agreed!!! :-)

[theperthvan]

whilst i did laugh at this joke, the thought of two old people having sex makes me shudder.

What about three old people?

[tim005]

What about three old people?

now i'm up and about.

[james91]

hahaha nice

[WogBoyz]

hahaaha this dude has some dam funny jokes

[VTLS1]

hahaaha this dude has some dam funny jokes

if you think this is funny,read the letter from Kmart. its a crack up

[BADNWS]

Classic! yeh not sure bout the old people tho, thats just not an image you want in your head.

[2ndLook]

Ha ha! Nice!