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    A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks.
    On arrival at the tattooist, he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield.
    'Oh !! He's my favourite Darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my arse ?' he asked the tattooist.
    So it was done.
    On the way out of the store, he spotted another picture on the wall - this time Mike Tyson. 'Oh, good Lord !!' the queer blurted out.
    'I just adore Iron Mike !!
    Can you do him on my other cheek ?'
    So it was done.
    On returning home, his boyfriend says, 'Well, drop your trousers, give us a look.'
    He dropped his pants and showed his arse.
    His boyfriend gasped and replied,
    'I think our relationship is over !! I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two !!'
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