Gotta love the things kids say in school

[VTLS1]

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said:
'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class:

'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said -
'Well, f*ck me!! A talking pig!'

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

[redcedar]

Nice one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[sik_dose]

i got wacked for saying things like that when i was little.

[VTLS1]

i got wacked for saying things like that when i was little.

Join the cliub dude,i know cause i was lol. nowdays its called child abuse or someshite like thatlol

[B1OHZRD]

thats pretty cool

[Kieran263]

I actually got kicked out of class the first day of school for saying ####

[VS 666]

my uncle told me to tell the teacher to go F herself if she tried taking my freddo frogs off me (back when health STARTED to be an issue)..

That was my last day at rolling hills primary'

Edit: I was five back then and my parents never argued or swore infront of me

[VS-S-PACK-UTE]

my uncle told me to tell the teacher to go F herself if she tried taking my freddo frogs off me (back when health STARTED to be an issue)..

That was my last day at rolling hills primary'

Edit: I was five back then and my parents never argued or swore infront of me

LMFAO Legend!!!