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    Default Things you dont want to know........or do you:)

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    During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

    In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

    An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

    In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

    Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.

    At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.)

    Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

    YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!
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    hahahahaha thats a bit worrying

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    a lot of that sounds like rubbish to me lol i think everyone would feel a bit crook if they drunk a half litre of pool water let alone pool urine..
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    ewww haha thats pretty f***ed up

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