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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Woolworths.
    The husband picks up a carton of VB Beer and puts it in their trolley.

    What do you think you're doing asks the wife? 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’ he replies.
    Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
    What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of VB and it's half the price.'

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    hahahah good stuff

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    very old and should be in the joke section
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    i would like to know where you can get a slab for ten bucks?

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