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Tiger Woods Jokes
If anyone has any tiger woods jokes post them up here.
Ill kick things off:
I just got scammed. I bought a Tiger Woods DVD entitled "my favourite 18 holes". Turns out its all about golf.
Hahahaha. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.
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Just been to JB-Hi-Fi looking for the game Grand Theft Auto. The sales assistant asked me if i could describe it for her. I told her its about a black guy driving around with an iron bar, crashing cars, rooting whores and evading the police. The stupid bitch gave me Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010
Tiger Woods hits one tree and all the roots come out.
Whats the difference between a car and a golfball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
Tiger Woods is apparently giving up pro golf. According to him, “My putting is still good, but I keep driving into the trees.”
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year.
The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
Teacher: “That’s right Nancy, you may also leave.”
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these b*tch%s would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?
Tiger Woods, 18 holes and still time for golf.
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole
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