Marry me... No!!!

[Darcon666]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl: "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No!" and the guy lived happily ever after and raced cars and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank as much beer and bourbon as he liked and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted and walked around the house naked and scratched anything he wanted ...

[tonza]

LOL nice one dude