Stupid labels on things you buy
In honor of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. The last one is pure genius......
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.'
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 'Warning: contains nuts.'
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(..I'm taking this because???...)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- 'Not to be used for the other use.'
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
A pessimist is a man who thinks all woman are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
wish id read that chainsaw warning before i did that.... miss the old fella.
Those are brilliant, its got me looking at everything in packages for stupid labels.
stupid labels are everywhere. i forgot to add another. when i was working as a mechanic i did an inspection on vehicle fitted with lpg. the warning label on the tank filler said dont inspect with a naked flame.
gee i didnt think not to light a match to check it,lol
A pessimist is a man who thinks all woman are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
wizfiz
i used to work in a car audio shop and a cheep brand car amplifier said on back on the box " do not deep fry"
Banned
When I was spray pAintin a thiners can had warning may contain chemical on It I thought well that's bright.....and not a label but a customer ask me today if prawns where seafood because she was allergic to seafood....
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