Maria & Anthony versus one clever mother

[VTLS1]

Mrs. Pepe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...
who lives with a female roommate Maria...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a relationship between the
two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Anthony and roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So, he sat down and wrote: Dear Momma, I'm not saying
you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email
from his Momma which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying
that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with her. But, the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love Momma

[Patti2912]

Hahaha!
Almost the exact same thing happened with me and my ex when we first moved in together and my grandma came to visit,
Except my wallet was the sugar bowl :P

[wickann15]

LOL classic

[BADNWS]

Very nice and tipical if your in a wog family