The 7 dwarfs went to meet the pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him" chanted the other 6.
"ok" said Dopey.
"Sir, are there nuns in alaska?"
"Yes, there are" said the pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him" urged the other 6.
"ok, said Dopey.
"Sir, are there black nuns in alaska?"
"Yes, there are", said the pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him!" the other 6 said again.
Dopey blushed and said "are there midget black nuns in Alaska?..."
The pope chuckled, "No, i don't think so" he replied.
The other 6 dwarfs all leapt up shouting "Dopey ####ed a penguin, Dopey ####ed a penguin!".
haha thats pretty good