Hey all. Thought i would throw this in here after going through my collection & finding some real classics. Click the links below for a few of them & lets all see how many we can come up with. If you can provide a link of some kind so we can all pee ourselves laughing that would be even better
YouTube - Rodney Carrington - (OFFICIAL) Dear Penis - Chris Dill
YouTube - Ill never smoke weed with Willie again
YouTube - Ollie & Olga
theres plenty more but lets see what can be added![]()
A pessimist is a man who thinks all woman are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
Chacarron macarron - El Mudo
adam sandler - piece of shit car
My dick by Mickey Avalon
YouTube - My Dick - Mickey Avalon (Lyrics)
Bored or just wanna talk about cars? Add me on facebook and we can talk
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1002697869
one of the best ever:
Last edited by ari666; 10-09-2010 at 12:08 AM.
Metallica So What
i love that song "bitch put the lotion in the f*cking basket" best line from that song, and detachable penis, i havent heard them songs in ages
Hey all,havent been on here for awhile so i thought i would throw a few more songs in.
The first song i have been told is dedicated to australiansyou decide & i will wait for the replies,complaints & everything else. But,its still a dam funny song
YouTube - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
YouTube - thank god i'm a pubic hair
YouTube - The Asshole Song - Jimmy Buffett
A pessimist is a man who thinks all woman are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
Its easy to find millions of sheep in Australia, they are all watching the news at 5pm and believing it all.
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
Because i got high - Afroman
This one is for couples, Weird Al, Drive Thru
YouTube - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped in the Drive-Thru
50LTRv8
DJ Lubel-Wrong Hole
Andy Samberg-Mother Lover
If ignorance is bliss why aren't there more happy people around ?
pretty fly for a maori guy
YouTube - The Edge - Pretty Fly For A Maori Guy
stole my car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--g2d...eature=related
well,we kiwis feel sorry for the poor kangaroos so we gotta do something . i mean think about,an aussie wrote a song about asking his mate to tie his kangaroo down & the poor kangaroos have been breed with a can holder in front for the aussies to stick their beer while they do their bit,lol![]()
A pessimist is a man who thinks all woman are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
Check out a band called Steel Panther there are a few videos on YouTube. FUNNY!
Also anything by Tim Minchin.