Pearly Gates

[Jesterarts]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asked.

Well, I can think of one thing, the cowboy offered. On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.


So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off or I'll kick the %$#& out of all of you!

St Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

Couple minutes ago......

[kcpwns]

lol damn im guessin he didnt kick the %^&% outta them

[tonza]

hahaha thats wicked

[immortality]

lol, someone emailed this to me a couple of days ago