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    live my life a quarter pounder at a time...And for those 500 calories or more.... Im free.

    I need FRIIIIIEESSSS !! Two of them. The big ones. And Harry, i need them by tonight.

    Amatures dont super size , Ive seen the way you eat !! You got a big mouth, youll blow yourself to pieces.

    Whats the retail on one of those ? More than you can afford pal,5 star beef burger.

    Your lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box.

    Whoa, There she is, 2 pounds of pure mickey d's beef. My dad ate it in 9 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. Whats your time? I havent tasted her yet, she scares the crap outta me.

    My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones.

    So what are you eating ? Oh you gonna make me look under the bun to find out.

    Its not how you stand by your burger, its how you eat your burger.

    You almost had me ? Almost had me ? You NEVER had me. You never had your burger..... Granny biting, not double chomping like you should!!!!

    Now me and ronald mcdonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the onion rings you fried.

    Dont do it, ill bet you hes got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun...

    Check it out, its like this, if i loose, winner takes my happy meal. But if i win, i take the burger and i take the toy.
    all those get judged by me, the king of kings..




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jecs View Post
    Your lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box.

    Now me and ronald mcdonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the onion rings you fried.
    Hahaha damn I love fast and furious. These two are the best !

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    Funny as!!
    I was watching Fast n Furious the other day 2.
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    hahahaaaaaa ####en pisser man
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    Very funny, I might have to go watch it now.
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    haha that is pretty funny i have only heard the last one,

    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly View Post
    Now i'm going to watch fast and furious. Which one people!!?
    this is out of number 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jecs View Post
    Check it out, its like this, if i loose, winner takes my happy meal. But if i win, i take the burger and i take the toy.
    The toy as well

    Got a mad LOL out of most of em, but this ones sweet as!

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