The blonde & the vase

[VTLS1]

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "
You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: ......"Don't you have a vase?"

[DevilDRake]

Blonde jokes never get old.