During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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well done.
Could see that coming after reading half of it. Nice one though.
Lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahahaha clever!
Nice! I've heard this one but im sure alot would of taken the bucket before reading on...
Nice! I've heard this one but im sure most people would choose the bucket before reading on...
Nice! I remember hearing this one & im sure most people would take the bucket before reading on...