One day Little johnny and his dad were sitting there and Johnny ask ' hey, dad whats a vagina" . in which his dad proceeds to tell him well before sex that are smooth. tight. very attractive and have a gentle scent etc. . . . johnny sits there hesitating for a minute . ...... "if thats wat its like before sex wats it like after .....his dad , waits for a second and replies well "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

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