Don't know why I laugh at this one

[TehFastyOne]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To put fires out...

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out burning ducks...


To many it will be poor but for some reason I find this joke so f**king stupid, I piss myself laughing.

[oxideboy]

What do you call the black stuff between the elefants toes?

Natives that cant run fast enough!

Stupid?

[Patrio7]

the lion king was wlking though the jungle section of his land when he sees an elephant rolling around laughing its ass off [pardon the internet pun] so he walks up to it and says "excuse me but i must ask you to calm down, your creating a disturbance, and what is so funny?"
the elephant smoothes out, catches his breath and says "well. to be honest. i just had sex with a monkey."
the lion king looks at him for a second and says "yeah and? i do it now and then. i dont see how thats funny"

to which the elephant replies "ah. well you see when you cum they dont explode"

[michaelw]

Do you know the story how Trazan got his yell?

One day Jane was surrounded by lions, Tarzan swung down on a vine to rescue her.
"Grab the vine Jane. No the vine. THE VINE JANE, NO THE VINE"

"Ahhhhh UUUUGGGGGGGAAAA"

OR....

How the Fairy got to the top of the Christmas tree?

On day santa was having a very bad day. The Elves were on strike and Rudolf had got air sick over the sleigh. Then a cute fariy came in. "Santa I have this lovely christmas tree, where would you like me to put it?" And that is how the Fairy got to the top of the tree.

Mike