Anybody know who Jack Schitt is?

[DrZ]

After reading the thread 'most functional word in the english language' I thought I'd post up this email from back in like '04 lol


For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had
one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt,
and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections,
Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,
the
prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from
Italy
with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct
them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

[Chilly]

Hahahaha nice one!!

[DevilDRake]

Hahaha I like that one

[wickann15]

Funny Schitt

[redcedar]

Lol !!!!!!!!!!

[VTLS1]

thats good schitt