a kiwi,an aussie, a blonde and a granny

[wildss]

A kiwi, an Aussie, a lucious blonde and a granny are travelling on a train.
When they pass through a tunnel, it goes dark and there is a loud slap. When they exit the tunnel, the Kiwi is left with a large red welt on his cheek.
The granny thinks the kiwi groped the lucious blonde and recieved a slap to the face.
The lucious blonde thinks the kiwi groped the grany instead of her and recieved a slap on the face.
The kiwi thinks the Aussie groped the lucious blonde and she whacked him by mistake.
The Aussie cant wait to go through another tunnel so he can whack the Kiwi again

[MarzVP]

That is brilliant.

[CALAIS 6]

quality

[Konker]

not funny. kiwi slaps oz twice as hard and he cries to mummy :-) thats better

[death-from-above]

guess we will see tomorrow night

[The1985divo]

*snickers* thats great :P

[tado]

rofl.

[Patrio7]

a blonde, santa and the easter bunny are walking home after a new years party and spot a $10 on the ground, who picks it up?

no one.

santa and the bunny arent real and the blonde thought it was a chewie wrapper