innocence

[wildss]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through innocent eyes. Suddenly she stopped &
stared at the ground. He went to see what work of God had captured her
attention.
He noticed she was watching two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
They're mating", her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top",
she asked. "That's a Daddy long legs", her father answered. "So the other one
is a Mommy long legs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the
joy of such a cute & innocent question he replied,"
No dear, both of themare Daddy long legs".
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet & pure his little girl was.
The little girl, looking a bit puzzled, thought for a
moment, then took her foot & stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that poofter shit in our garden".

[Amishdan]

hahaha thats gold

[Commodore_Chick]

hahaha thats a good one

[Patrio7]

lil jimmy was sitting infront the the church killing ants with his thumb cursing with each stricke "****ing ants ****ing ants ****ing ants" when the preist came out and asked what he's doing

"well father" jimmy said "these ants have no place on earth, they eat our food and dont give us anythign in returned, so im helping the world by killing them!"

"well" said the priest "you must understand, god has placed everthing on this earth for a reason, even those ants. but i'll tell you what, if you can come by tomorrow and tell me three things on this entire earth that serve no use what so over, then i wont condone your actions"

so lil jummy shoots off home and spends the night thinking. the next day he returnes to the church but cannot see the preist around, so he takes his spot from yesterday and proceeds the ant slaying. a short while later the preist arrives

"lil jimmy, no!. look. did you think of three things on this earth that have no use?"

and without stopping jimmy replys "yeah. tits on a nun. balls on a preist. and these ****ING ANTS"

old i know. *bows* thankyou thankyou

[Shifty1]

haha.. loved em both!