Women Drivers

[edals]

Heres a email i got.


This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman

In a brand new VW !!

Doing 75kph

With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked

The meat pie

Out of my other hand.

In all
The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Mobile phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs,

Splashed,

And burned

my knees,

Ruined the phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an

Important call.

Bloomin’ women drivers!!

[Zeussy]

rofl, good one!!

Was thinking you must have balls of steel posting this thread going by the title, but then after reading it, it gives a good giggle lol

[edals]

rofl, good one!!

Was thinking you must have balls of steel posting this thread going by the title, but then after reading it, it gives a good giggle lol

Is Why i posted that way lol

[D-Rich]

the one thing that women cant multitask at

[RazzaCaine]

haha i was expecting it to be some massive rant about some shoddy woman driver but this was gold =)

[STEEV888]

the one thing that women cant multitask at

when it comes to driving multi tasking for women is turning the wheel and watching the road at the same time.