hahahaha so true

[wildss]

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

Athletic......................................No tits

Average looking..................................Ugly

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure......................On medication

Feminist.......................................... Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut

Fun.........................................Annoyi ng

New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional....................................Bi tch

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker


DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want...

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever
think about?

DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with
you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[Commodore_Chick]

hahahahaha that is hilarious!!!

[Konker]

damn thats good. copy paste email done. halirious mate. scales for you

[chaz]

Oh Oh That Is So So True Spot On Mate

[VS Omega]

LOL good one man! hahahaha

[ElDubya]

HAHAHA, awesome!

[Shifty1]

haha.. its true..

[Bloodmoon]

lol thats pritty darn funny

[Jesk]

not agreeing with certian shoes does not make a bloke gay, im quite happy to go shoe shopping with my fiancee and put in my two cents worth and she often listens

[PhatVN]

G A Y lol... cmon man.. shoe shopping? hahaha

[MR 5LTR]

ha ha ha thats true

[Jesk]

hey we can all be individual, me i actually like to take pride in my shoes