To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

[edals]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

[somefool]

hahahahah well done :L

[STEEV888]

water still tastes better than wine or beer imo

[AirStrike]

water still tastes better than wine or beer imo

Water has no taste, so how can that be?

[patto_505]

I knew my good friend Mr. Jack Daniels would never steer me wrong

[ssv 08 ute]

LOLOL...and water wont empty your bank account

[kcpwns]

Always knew beer was good for me

[Zeussy]

Water has no taste, so how can that be?

Beer and wine taste like crap,

So tasting like nothing is better than tasting like crap!!

[STEEV888]

Beer and wine taste like crap,

So tasting like nothing is better than tasting like crap!!

your spot on govner.