My 1 day of employment

[edals]

Thought Id Share another.


My 1 day of employment
> >
> > So after landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good find for many
> > retirees,
> > I lasted less than a day ....
> >
> > About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
> > mean-acting
> > woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them
> > all the way through the entrance.
> >
> >
> > As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to
> > Bunnings.
> > Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped
> > yelling long
> > enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the
> > other
> > one's 7.
> > Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
> > stupid?'
> >
> > So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
> > believe
> > someone
> > shagged you twice.
> >
> > Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings.'
> > My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

[RazzaCaine]

that is absolutely gold haha

[jaffassv]

Haha good call lol

[Patti2912]

If you actually did this then your my new hero.

[VS dream]

so good! haha i worked the same job for a while and if i wasnt poor i wouldve dont the same thing

[mwb235]

Hehe very funny. I can imagine seeing that at Centrelink, the only difference being the employees thee are public servants so can't be sacked as easily.