This was on MMM a few months back, so you may have already heard this..
A bloke comes home from work, to find his Mrs packing her bags,
saying she is moving to Sydney to become a prostitute,
telling him she has had enough giving him for
free what prostitutes get paid $200 a shag for..
Next minute the husband starts packing his bags,
she seems stunned by this & asks where are you going,
he tells her well I'm going to Sydney too because
I want to see where you are going to live
earning $400 per year.....
nice but kinda sad lol
cheers, chev
Thats one of those jokes that are funny whilst drunk imo