reaching new limits
i want a wheelchair
one day little johnny was swiming with his two best mates under the sydney harbour bridge, when they heard a loud splash an than man trying to stay afloat. they all swimed out to the man an help him back to shore. when they were back on land the man caught his breath an said thank you little boys, i'm austrialia PM, John Howard an for saving me i'll give you anything you
want?
the first boy said i like footy, the PM said no worries i get you box tickets for the grand final.
the seond boy said i love motorsports, an pm said yep i'll get you trackside and pitlane access to bathurst
then the PM turned to little johnny an ask what would he like?
little johnny thought then said can i have a wheelchair?
PM look at johhny strangely an ask you don't seem to need one, why?
an johhny anwser- when my dad finds out that i help save your life, he's going to break my legs
snowballing
Hahahahaaaaaa......funny as...(I'd break more than his legs...lol..)...
Mad As A Meataxe
LOL! Excellent ...
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
LOL.. ill take it not many people like him (neither do i)
DaZ
Project: Shifty1 commences Feb 2007
The_Monk says:
im a leech
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