Blame it on the cat!!

[immortality]

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year*s Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back
into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night.
So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just
going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked!
I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!'

The silence in the cab was deafening.

[kuzman89]

Looooooooooooooollllll!!!!!!!

[undersuspicion]

bahaha that is hilarious

[Gilly91]

Hahahahahaha so good!

[RazzaCaine]

haha thats a good one

[wraith]

Haha nice.

[mwb235]

Hehe nice kitteh

[Afrikano]

AHahah absolute gold mate, i laughed for a good 2 minutes after reading this

[Veriton]

ahahahahahaaha that is the best. Can only picture the cabbys face

[cander24]

Gold!!!!!!!!

[GenReaper]

lol, gotta pay that one.

[somefool]

my ribs actually hurt ! hahahhahahahha

[Hektic]

hahaha lmao couldnt stop loughing haha

[VKCOMMO]

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jzt4kikz]

A++++++++++++++++++++++++

[VTLS1]

i really would have loved to have seen the cabbies face,i was half expecting the cabbie to turn round & say i have the same trouble with mine,lol