The cat and the chicken
There was this farm full of happy animals, and it had a lovely river flowing through the property.
One day a cat and a rooster (i.e. cockerel) were standing together side by side on the riverbank. The river wasn't all that wide so the rooster said to the cat "I bet you can't jump to the other side" to which the cat replied "I bet you I can". So the rooster went first and took a running jump and flap flap flap he was on the other side, he was quite pleased with his effort.
The cat took a long run-up and jumped, but fell short and made a big splash in the river. The rooster won the bet.
What's the moral to the story?
(it's bad)
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A wet p---y equals a satisfied c--k.
Haha truuuu dat
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