Jimmy: DR! DR! I feel like a pair of curtains.
DR: Pull yourself together man!
Jimmy: DR! DR! I think I need Glasses
DR: You sure do, this is a butcher.
Jimmy: DR! DR! Every time I drink coffee I get a pain in my eye
DR: Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Jimmy: DR! DR! I have a strawberry in my ass.
DR: I think I have some cream for that.
None of us are as cruel as All of us. - Anonymous
A man wearing nothing but cling wrap walks into a psychiatrists office and the doctor says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts"
Patient: Doctor, doctor! I can't stop singing "The Green Green Grass of Home"
Doctor: That's sounds like Tom Jones syndrome
Patient: Is it common?
Doctor: It's not unusual...
Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like everyone is ignoring me
Doctor: Next please
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere