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    Default DR jokes

    Jimmy: DR! DR! I feel like a pair of curtains.
    DR: Pull yourself together man!

    Jimmy: DR! DR! I think I need Glasses
    DR: You sure do, this is a butcher.

    Jimmy: DR! DR! Every time I drink coffee I get a pain in my eye
    DR: Have you tried taking the spoon out?

    Jimmy: DR! DR! I have a strawberry in my ass.
    DR: I think I have some cream for that.
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    A man wearing nothing but cling wrap walks into a psychiatrists office and the doctor says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts"

    Patient: Doctor, doctor! I can't stop singing "The Green Green Grass of Home"
    Doctor: That's sounds like Tom Jones syndrome
    Patient: Is it common?
    Doctor: It's not unusual...

    Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like everyone is ignoring me
    Doctor: Next please
    I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere

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