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what a predicament ....
Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean.
One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant you one wish."
The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted.
The second guy says to the first, "You idiot, now we'll have to piss in the boat".
I now own a TARAGO!!!
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bwahahaha...
You put you left foot in, your put your right foot in , you take your left foot out and you slide it all about!
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a blone brunette and redhead were deserted on a island and after a few weeks they salvaged a map of their rought location. studying it they found that the nearest land is about 5KM away and agreed that one at a time they will try to swim there seek help and return.
so the redhead spends a few days preparing and sets off into the waters she estimates that after many hours of swiming she would of clocked up. tired and demoralised she gave up and fell asleep. drowning.
after a week the brunette and blonde figure the redhead was unsuccessful. so the brunette sets off. after a day and a half of swiming the same fate met her and she too nodded off and drowned.
many days past and the blonde, the whole time training for her swim, set off, after a few days in the water she saw land! pressing on she swam ever closer but alas she was at the end of her rope, deciding she wont make it she turned around and swam back.
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
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