Why?..

[BlackVXGTS]

WHY?..
1. Why is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark " when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't “expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
15. Why is “phonetics” not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"

[White Tiger]

1. Why is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
would you like your vacuum to blow instead?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
if they are hands where are the arms?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
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4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
did you find all your words in the dictionary?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Noun: A sharp or resounding blow. Verb: Strike forcefully with a sharp blow
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
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7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
no chance I'll tell you
8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?
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9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
I don't really care for sports
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
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11. Why is it called "after dark " when it really is "after light"?
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12. Doesn't “expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
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13. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
why is a smart arse and a dumb arse the same thing?
14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
i don't see anything.
15. Why is “phonetics” not spelled the way it sounds?
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16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
on the couch in font of the tv.
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
cause people aren't
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Ummm?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
the batteries arent dead till the remote is thrown at the tv.
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
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23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Good question
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"
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[theperthvan]

26. Why did White Tiger answer the rhetorical questions?

[Tsunamix]

A. To get to the other purple monkey dishwasher.

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
More importantly - why is brassiere and brasserie spelled so similarly ? Its a hell of a mistake to make - I though i was getting lucky, when all I got was coffee.
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
And why do you but muliple boobs in a bra and single snatch in panties ?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
I for one am glad that my girlfriend has a plurality of panties. A plethora even. Lots more to get her out of.

[jetboy]

LMFAO